Comedy Articles

Show Me The Money - Posted by Tim Knox.

The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc.

Pick On Somebody Your Own Size - Posted by Tim Knox.

Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley.

No Sale Like A Yardsale - Posted by Tim Knox.

Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down

If You Clone A Schizophrenic - Posted by Tim Knox.

Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get?

I Was Rooting For - Posted by Tim Knox.

Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl? Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you

I Love You, You Love Me - Posted by Tim Knox.

Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me.

I Hope You Kept The Receipt - Posted by Tim Knox.

Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year?

Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? - Posted by Tim Knox.

A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure.

Growing Old In A Red Miata - Posted by Tim Knox.

I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!"

Gimme A Head With Hair - Posted by Tim Knox.

Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents!